Thursday 29 September 2016

Meerkats by Rhianna

She was waiting for the right moment to turn it off, but she just couldn’t. She tried, but she just stood there, transfixed, face blank. Nobody had spoken for the last four hours, and they just stood there, in silence, watching ‘Dance Moms’. They couldn’t care less if it wasn’t from their nationality, as they watched anything they could grab their large, chubby hands on.
The box set came to an end, and so her father put on a documentary about meerkats. She wished she could scream, “WHAT IS GOING ON‽I WANT TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!” but she couldn’t. They were just too cute. A meerkat was prowling around, and then another one joined it, and they started digging in the sand. Happily, they started yapping together, about who-knows-what. Back in the lounge, everybody just stood there.
Then the meerkats looked straight at the camera, and began to look sad. She wondered why. She hoped they would lighten up a bit. In a trice, they pounced at the screen, and began to claw away at the screen. They got through, and jumped straight out of the television! “Okay, okay. Baaaadddd kitty. Baaaaaaaddddd kitty. Please go away!” said her brother, his belly wobbling as he leant over to grab the crisps. He was seventeen, and already twice the size and weight of their eighteen year old cousins. The cousins were mildly obese. So that says a LOT about him. “HOW COULD YOU‽ YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF THE POOR CREATURES, AND YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING THE STUPID DOCUMENTARY FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS NOW! TWO AND A HALF!” she shouted. She was working herself up into a state now, and ran out the room.
By this time, the sitting room (well the main one, because they sit down 99.999% of the time) was absolutely jam-packed with meerkats, more meerkats and even more meerkats. They began to search for a better place, so they took a left and began to raid the pantry and kitchens. Surprisingly enough, they didn’t touch the food, and they only took the orange juice, and the milk. Then they came back with a load of cards and board games. They played blackjack, monopoly, snap, and Lego.
They carried on playing for another half an hour, with the family staring with open mouths. They were practically gasping for breath, except the little girl. She knew what was happening, and what was going to happen next. So she got her camera out, and took a bunch of pictures. She must have shied them away, because the next minute they left the door open behind them, and started waving goodbye.
The family thought it was only fair that instead of watching the television, they started socializing and playing monopoly until the day ended. They were sad to see the meerkats go, but they knew that they had taught them a valuable life lesson.
The next morning, the girl went to school. She took her photos with her for show and tell, and when it was her turn, all they said was, “Nice Photoshop.”

Late Night Shopping by Tyler W

“I’m hungry!” groaned Mark.
“Well go shopping then,” replied Julia.
While he was hungry he didn’t want to argue so off he went to the supermarket. Off he set in his car on the way to get his food ‘Bleep’ Julia had sent him a shopping list. “Welcome to your local supermarket please enjoys the super prices!” bleared a small speaker behind a sign.

Slowly Mark makes his way to the salad isle and looks at his phone. “Tomatoes” he mutters. Then to his surprise a packet of red juicy tomatoes come towards him singing
“We are red and were juicy
We love to squirt all over you when you cut us la, la, la.”

On to the sweet isle and he mutters “lemon drops,” Quickly the lemon drops jump off the shelf
“I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy!”
Mark now loved shopping he stood in the centre of the shop and said “cabbage, milk, sausages and ice cream. After a while, Marky started to think what would the cashier say but still he walked up to the till.
“Weeeeeeee yay,” all the items wailed around every corner. Mark took a deep breath and then walked up to the cashier and everything was normal.

Later that night he admitted he liked shopping which made Julia say
“Well you can go tomorrow,” but would it be the same
“Flour err flour!” Mark shouted
“Hello we are security would you like to leave now!”

The Meerkats by Kiefer

A family sprawled out on the floor, doing nothing but watching television. They were completely silent full of nothing. They were watching the nature channel. This bit of the programme was about meerkats. All of a sudden the meerkats jumped out the tele! All the family did, was watch the meerkats in amazement take over the living room. They watched the meerkats build an Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty out of lego. Still silent, the family watched the meerkats drink a bottle of milk and orange juice each. They took a hat each and raised it off their head as they ran out onto a taxi. They didn’t know what had happened but whatever happened was frightening weird and unusual.

Petrified, the family slowly walked towards the tele. They didn’t know what to do, turn tele back on, leave it, call the police. When an idea struck them. They would set a trap for them!!!!! It was genius. They laid some orange juice bottles on the floor, made a giant cage out of lego, and held it with a rope. As soon as something would jump out the tele, they would let go of the rope. They were just about to turn the tele on when….
ROAR CRASH BANG!!!!!! As they opened there eyes they had accidently turned on sky cinema. Unluckily for them the brand new Godzilla was on!!!! As there house fell to bits Godzilla was just about flamethrower when NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! The daughter had found herself in bed. “Oh my family watching meerkats coming out of the tele and then setting a trap for Godzilla then destroying the house and trying to flamethrower me with its stinky breath was just a nasty dream”. Said the girl. Well at least that’s what they think. 

The Meerkats by Olivia

It was just an ordinary night at Halloween when the family of 5 girls sat down to watch Coronation Street in their unicorn onesies. That night there was a terrible storm that struck Skegness. After ten minutes the adverts came on then “crash!” lightning strikes.
Finally sparks stop coming out the TV and then…the Meerkats jump out of what’s left of the television “at Meerkat .com!” says the Meerkat. Weirdly the Meerkat runs upstairs and then comes back down wearing a unicorn headband and carrying unicorn monopoly.
The Meerkat shouts at the television screen “you are good to go!” suddenly more and more Meerkats come crawling through the television “what’s happening?” asked the girls as some more Meerkats crawl out of the television.
Quickly the girls try to run to the front door but the doors locked so the try to get to the back door but that’s crowded by all of the Meerkat army the girls run to the up stairs bathroom so they can lock the door and the window but those devils still manage to find a way in.
One of the girls reach’s into the pocket of her unicorn onesie so she can grab her phone but its not the none of the girls phones were where the left them…

The magic groceries by Aimee

There once was a girl called Esme who went to the supermarket every Saturday. On Saturday 17th October, she happily skipped through the door and got a trolley.
Esme got her shopping list out of her bag and read the items in her head. Slowly, she read out all of the items on her list “Milk, butter, yogurts…” she said and when she said each one, they jumped off the shelves either doing their own dance or singing their own theme song! “What is happening!!?” She said, confused.
She looked around her but no one seemed to notice anything. “Maybe I’m just imagining things,” She thought. She rubbed her eyes and opened them again…
But they were still singing in the trolley. She slowly trudged to the cashier, wondering what the lady would say. “Would she say…? Why are the groceries alive?!!! Would she say…? Did you do this?!!! Would she say… well would she scream and run off?” Esme thought. What would her mum and dad say when she gets back? She was puzzled.
Quickly she looked back in the basket and they were thankfully back to normal. “Phew.” She said. Esme quickly packed her bag and went home.

Trouble at home by Kaycee

I couldn’t believe it! There were loads of…well you are just going to have find out yourself. The day started pretty normally apart from the fact that it was snowing. My sister, Maddie, was really happy but mum said we couldn’t go outside because it was too dangerous; we lived on a mountain so there was a chance of avalanches.
Instead of going outside we watched a film called “Meerkats Madness” It was so boring until the meerkats started coming out of the television. It was really cool, they started playing games like Monopoly and Cludo and in like ten seconds they took over the living room.
In within a blink of an eye they were in the kitchen drinking all the orange juice, eating all the chocolate and they was about to eat the grand pancake. “Don’t you dare?” Mum shouted. The meerkats blinked and continued to wreck the house.
After about a full hour of craziness the meerkats left waving at us while walking out of the front door my family and I just waved back awkwardly. My mum turned looked at the television and it was turned off. Instead of watching the film we just played with the games and the toys that the meerkats left out.

Meerkat Madness by Molly

As the family of four all with the surname Monchons sat down and turned on the new 20 inch television to watch Britain’s Got Talent. They all love it. Lyla’s favourite act is Zia D the best singer. But Freddy likes Frankie Mingles and the little Teddy likes Isabelle C who has already been kicked out and last but not least mum and dad like Tia A the professional gymnast. Anyway as they turned on the telly and one of the best adverts came on it was meerkat movies but the telly was cracking and cracking and cracking even more oh no one hundred by one hundred come on to the sofa making all of the feathers go everywhere and then in the Fridge drinking the orange juice “Mind the cake!” shouted mum in shock but they ignored her and ate every single crumb and now it was enough they shooed them so they would never come again.
They all settled down in their cosy beds and fell asleep; in the middle of the night there was a bash and a clash. “What’s happening?” Lyla yelled in confusion they all hurried down stairs and the television was all back to normal we went back to bed to forget what happened earlier today. When the sun came out for a whole new day it meant to them that they can forget about what happened and let SKY have a look at it to make sure it was all ok now and nothing like that would ever happen again even though in Lyla’s dream she wishes rainbow unicorns come out the television next. Even though though mum and dad said that will never happen or will it.

The Shopping Trip by Tyler S

There I was, in my car being dragged off to another weekly shop at the local superstore. Little did I know that something extra-ordinary was going to happen.
I trudged through the double automatic doors of TESCO supermarket. I thought I saw a loaf of bread wink at me but it might have just been my imagination. But all of a sudden my Dad called out his shopping list starting with semi-skimmed milk and in the distance, you could hear someone singing.
Instantly, a semi-skimmed milk bottle walked along singing, “Milk, milk, semi-skimmed milk! Milk, milk semi-skimmed milk!” As it jumped in to the trolley who seemed to singing to “Trol-ly, tro, tro, trol-ly!”
The first thing that came to my head when I saw this was `I really hope that the CCTV doesn’t catch this!` But for a matter of fact, no-one seemed to take a glance at it at all!
You could just imagine what a sight this all singing, all dancing, weeks’ worth of food would like and not a single other person noticed. NOT ONE OTHER! Which you would notice if a singing and dancing roast chicken was tugging on your jeans!
After the last black forest gateau, which had a very high pitch voice, leaped in the trolley we steered it to the till as all the food went “WHEEEEEEEE!”
Surprisingly, the till had a song to sing, which sounded very much like the death march, but instead it had lots of `tills` in it. I said to myself at the end “I’m going to TESCO’S every day!”

The Skeleton by Jack S

Inside the dull old house, there was a family of four. Inside of their house everything was dusty because no one could be bothered to clean. The dad was flicking through the television channels he settled on a channel about squids and all types of strange creatures underwater. Surprisingly, when there was a splash of water on the screen all the dust in the house gathered into a pile on the floor.
The television had turned off when the dad looked back at it. He turned his head back to the dust only to see that it was spinning everywhere and had taken the form of a human skeleton! “What the heck?” The dad said. The skeleton turned around and asked in a stony voice “Who are you? And what are you doing in my home?”
The dad had fainted by the time the skeleton had finished. The children walked into the room to see a skeleton poking their dad. “Who are you?” The children asked “My name is … … I have no idea what my name is all I can remember is that this is my home and no one else’s.”
“Oh, well we bought this house because it was for sale … Also why are you a skeleton?”
“I also don’t know why I’m a skeleton… I think I’m dead.”
“Oh, Wait DEAD?!” The children ran into the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan and a fork. When they ran back into the living room the skeleton was gone and all the dust had come back their dad woke up and said “That was a weird dream.” The children said nothing.

The Alive Shopping by Kirsten



I happily pushed my trolley into the empty Morrison’s foyer; I was doing some ten thirty pm late night shopping for my 80th birthday tomorrow. My wife said I must go as it was my party. At least I like going unlike some people (yes, you Mr. Ball!). I grabbed a trolley and walked inside. Carefully, I took my list out of my pocket.


Shopping List
A chocolate gateau
A big chocolate cake
A bottle of milk
A deli platter
A block of cheese
Ribs
Crisps
Bread
Sandwich fillings
Some wine and beer
Sausage rolls
Anything else I like the look of!





As soon as I read the first thing out on my list, I heard a faint song.
‘Choc-late gateaux … Choc-late gateaux. I ‘m on my way!!! Choc-lat-ey’

It was all that I could hear, and then I could see a chocolate gateaux dancing it’s way to me! I was amazed. I called the next thing out on my list. “A big chocolate cake!” I called out.
Like last time, another song came.
‘Chocolate cake is on its way. It’s coming down the aisle. It’s big and round and full of joy. It’s a choc-choc-chocolate cake!’
The funny thing was as soon as they had arrived at my trolley; they jumped in and made themselves comfortable. I called many more out and the songs came again. They all harmonized together at one point. It was amazing, it was incredible. I was dumbstruck!

I looked round to see a couple of other people shopping, but no-one seemed to notice! Once my list was finished, I went round all the aisles just to see if anything else caught my eye. Annoyingly, every time I went round a corner, everything in my trolley went, “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” It was funny at first but soon became annoying.
Once I had finished looking (and had picked up many more things) I made my way to the checkouts. I was worried about what the hot lady at the checkouts would say.
“Now listen up you… listen milk, alive groceries and foods. Behave whist you are scanned and tickled else…” I weirdly said to the contents of my trolley. But they had stopped being silly and were lied like normal groceries. Was I dreaming? Never mind.
“Hello, duckie. Doing a bit of late night shopping? You ‘avin’ a party or something?” the checkout assistant asked me.
“Yes, I am having a party tomorrow.” I replied. I packed my bags, and paid: I had spent a lot more than I had planned! I took my trolley back to the trolley park and loaded my bags into the boot of my Ford™ Fiesta and drove home. That was a weird shopping trip I thought. I wonder if anyone else has had one of them, have you?

The Meerkats by Tia M

It was just a normal night as often they were all watching Coronation Street. They were all tucked up in our unicorn onesie’s cuddling each other than…
When it was an advert we all loved the meerkat bit but then all the meerkats came jumping out of the telly when they jumped at the people they jumped up on the sofa and they were screaming their heads off. They opened the fridge; they drank the milk and ate the oranges and took the bananas. Eventually they finally took a break we got the fridge tidied up.
Then they went to the games room and got monopoly out and the chucked the cash everywhere the kids were laughing but there mum was not happy. They were so angry they told the kids to be quiet and go to their rooms and they were so sad that they had to go to their rooms. Then they settled down finally. It started to get so peaceful the parents were so happy the sighed. They sat down and fell straight asleep dreaming what would happen next.
The kids finally settled down after what had just happened they were talking to each other how the meerkats where so cute and soft and one of the meerkats sneaked into the bedroom and jumped up on the bed and fell straight to sleep and then the kids sneaked down stairs with mums duvet and they wrapped them up in it and they looked so cute and all was silence in the McRae household they were all quiet but all you could here was the meerkat snoring. They were all dreaming because you could see the dream bubbles. They all tidied up the next day and all did a little bit at a time and the meerkat that was in the kids bedroom was....

The Crazy Night by Dalton

It’s just a normal night when I jumped onto the sofa and switched on the TV to catch up on Coronation Street when that meerkats advert, suddenly the meerkats jumped out the advert and ran into the kitchen and drank all the milk and the apple juice and nicked my Haribos and shoved then in a bag and threw the games around and jumped back into the TV and switched it off.
Slowly dad went to bend down to pick up the games but dad splits his pants in half so I, mum and little sister Emma started laughing. Dad’s face went bright red. Then he ran upstairs and changes his pants and slowly dad walked down stairs and sat on the sofa, switched on the TV and started watching golf.
I snatched the control out of dad’s hands. Dad said “give it back”
“No we can carry on watching Coronation Street, “I said, “but it’s boring.”
“No it isn’t! It’s interesting.”
“Ok it interesting then.”

The Meerkats by Anesha

The moon went down and the sun came up. Lovely and bright morning and I went down stairs and turned on the television. To catch up on ….

When I turned on the television to catch up on Coronation Street, while we were playing Monopoly and my little brother was playing Lego. Then meerkats advert came on then it paused and I was thinking what is happening I shouted my mum and dad and they came down stairs and then that’s when it all happened.

Suddenly the meerkats came out of the television and started running around my living room back and forth back and forth back and forth. Then they went into the, into the kitchen and nicked all of my sweets. Next they went into the fridge and got all of my treats and drank all of the orange juice and pierced a hole in in the milk and it went everywhere. We went running after them but they went back in the living room where we were playing Monopoly and Lego.
Then they started making this weird noise at each other. We were all wondering what they were saying they all ran to the monopoly and cards and started playing we all decided to play with them. We were playing and the game had nearly and they started to discuss again and they jumped of the chairs and ran to the front door and waved goodbye to us all. I whispered to my dad “Where are they going?”
He replied with “I think they are going back to where they belong”
Then we waved goodbye we went back to the television and notice it was off we turned it on and carried on watching coronation street. That was the end of the day we went to bed and left Monopoly and Lego on the floor.
Goodnight!!!!!

Fluffy's visit to the vets by William

It was an ordinary day until a morning you will never hear again. My dad and I took our lovely cat called Fluffy. We had to go to the vets because our cat had fleas. On the way there my cat was sad. It was crying.
When we got there, while we were waiting for the doctor, my cat was so scared he was at the back of the basket. She didn’t want to come out at all he was so scared. When the doctor came out he shouted our names and Fluffy of cause the doctor wouldn’t let us in.
When the doctor got Fluffy out of the basket a voice said, “Why am I here?”
“Where are you?” said the doctor
“In front of you.”
“Are you the cat?”
“Yes, now I am not the one with fleas my owners are.”
“Ok”
After that me and me and my dad was awkwardly called in by the doctor .we both said, “Why do you want us?”
“I want you because your cat told me you have fleas not the cat.”
“Cats can’t talk.”
“But yours can.”
In the middle of the conversation Fluffy “meows”
“I told you doctor.”
“But well I have to give your flea tablets.”

The Late night Supermarket by Paris


“I’m starving!” Moaned Lucas, playing with his £50 toy tractor. Alright let’s go to the supermarket then, “But it’s a bit late isn’t it.” Answered his dad. “I am hungry, let’s go now!” Groaned Lucas. Lucas is so spoilt he gets anything he wants so his dad replied “Ok then.”
Lying on all of the posh chairs in the huge limo, Lucas was thinking what he wanted out of the Supermarket; because he knew that he could get whatever he wants. When they got to the supermarket Lucas jumped out of the shiny limo and slammed the door. When they reached the supermarket door Lucas’s dad walked to go and get a huge trolley because he knew Lucas will get nearly everything in the shop. Lucas’s dad decided that he could get some shopping off his list whilst he was there.
Lucas’s dad picked up the first item off of his list, whilst Lucas got his toys. When his dad picked up the milk, something strange happened the milk started to sing and dance to its own tune. “Milk, milk, milk.” Sang the milk. He thought he just imagined it, so he carried on shopping. Around the corners he goes. The milk kept on saying “weeeeeeeeee.” It repeated every corner it went around.” Something strange has happened to this shop.” Dad said. What will the people at the till say to this?

The Shopping Trip by Cloud

Exhausted after marking thirty children’s books, Mr. Ball grumpily trudged into the supermarket.
“I can’t believe I have to do shopping on a day like this,” he mumbled to himself.
He walked through the automatic doors into the dreaded supermarket Mr. Ball hated everything about going to the supermarket; he hated the cheery supermarket staff that are always asking you to try stuff and he hated the other smiley customers and the same song playing over and over again.

Mr. Ball was already half way through the supermarket when he finally realized that he forgot to get a trolley.
“Oh pants I forgot to get a trolley!” he shouted as everyone around him turned and stared at him as if he was a crazy person.
“What are you looking at?” he asked as they went away.
Mr. Ball then pulled out his list from inside his right pocket,
“Ok let’s see what I need to get,” Mr. Ball said to himself than he recited the following:
Chocolate cake,
Semi-skimmed milk,
Bread,
Chocolate,
Cereal,
Sausage Rolls.


As Mr. Ball read out these items on the list he was amazed. Because all of these items had magically come alive and were heading towards his trolley each item was singing a different song. As he experienced this amazing happening all he could think was, how come no-one
else was seeing this? Everyone else round him was acting normal not even paying attention to this miraculous event as Mr. Ball just stood there in awe at what was happening before his eyes.
“ Chocolate cake, chocolate cake here I come I am round and yummy and I’ll make your mouth water with just one look!” sang the yummy chocolate cake as it cautiously climbed into the trolley making sure that it didn’t mess up the icing on it’s head. But the chocolate cake did leave a trail of chocolate crumbs on the floor.

This happened with all of the items on the shopping list until they all made themselcves comfortable in the trolley. As Mr. Ball made his way to the checkout all the items in the trolley shouted
“Weeeeeeee!” every time he went round a corner.
Mr Ball was so worried what the cashier would say when he went to pay but as he enters the checkout all the items went back to their normal less annoying and lifeless selves. Then Mr. Ball finished his shopping trip, as he walked out he had a huge smile on his face. Have you ever had a weird shopping trip like Mr. Ball’s trip?

Food in the store by Frankie

After running through muddy puddles, Frankie was going to do some shopping at the supermarket. He started looking for food in the store and saying food off his list, when he was saying the foods they came to life, dancing and singing songs like “I’m a happy little chocolate bar!” and other things like that. Slowly Frankie carried on shopping later to realise there still dancing. Excitedly Frankie shouted everything off the shelves in the supermarket, stuff he didn’t even need he shouted.
Later that night, Frankie was still in the store, getting food and drinks until there was nothing left in the shop. He decided to try saying shop accessories like tills, shelves, trollies and baskets. So they all came dancing to him and flattened him. Frankie woke up in hospital but when he woke up the doctors were… FOOD! He screamed and ran out of the hospital later to realise he was a sausage he thought it was a dream so he closed his eyes and counted to three “One, two and three” he opened his eyes but he turned into a different food, he counted again “One two three!” he was a pizza.
Quickly he ran back to the store and everything was food. The windows were burgers the doors were ice cream, he loved it!

The Meerkats by Nicole

It was a normal late night and my family and I were watching a film, and we had popcorn and then while we were watching the film the TV went all funny and a bit 3D and it went more like 4D then 5D and 6D then 7D we just changed the film but it was still like that.
Then we changed the film and there were some meerkats but the TV was still blurry and 7D then something terrible happened. Somehow the meerkats came out of the TV that was amazing but weird, also they came out nice and safe and they are super real.
The meerkats were walking all around the house and went to the kitchen and opened the fridge and took some food out actually took all of it then we had to go to the shop to buy some more food we bought loads of food, we also had to buy a little fridge for the meerkats and more food for them of course because they would get all of our food again and we would probably starve to death. They would have a big house to live in they would be very happy. But that is not going to happen at all. So we even taught how to make the meerkats talk listen to what we say and they can do what they are told to do and they can dance tango!
We got so tired but we had to buy the meerkats a bed so my dad went to the shop to buy them and I went to bed but the meerkats are going to sleep near my bed ok I need to go to sleep now bye.

The Magic Items by Zia

A girl named Esme was just at home playing with her cat. Her cat was named Xandaer and he was grey and white. A couple minutes later Esme’s mum shouted her and they went to the shop. Every Friday they go to the shop and Esme writes a tiny list of what food she would like and this time her list lots of things on. Her mum counted how many things were on her list and when she got to ten she got a pencil out her pocket and crossed the rest of the things out. Esme got a little trolley and started to shop.
She said out loud the first thing on her list which was chocolate, suddenly she heard a song going like this. I am chocolate I am chocolate I’m coming to you I’m coming to you. Esme looked around then looked in her trolley and her favourite chocolate was in the trolley. She then said all the things on her list and they all came singing into her trolley. After 30 seconds passed her shopping was complete. As her mum was only just finding her second out of fifty things Esme decided to buy a camera as she loves photography so she did. When she had finished her shopping she was wondering how she would get her dancing singing items past the checkout. She finally thought of an Idea so she used her idea and at the top of her voice she shouted “SHUT UP ITEMS.” So they did. When she got home she went to see her cat Xandaer.
At night time everyone in the house went to sleep in their cosy beds. The next morning the foods were singing really loud so they took Esme’s things back to the shop and just walked round normally getting the things

Oscar's shopping trip by Isabelle

Oscar dragged himself down the road for a late night shop, which was not his idea of fun. As he walked past the line of shopping trolleys he held out his hand, grabbed one, and dragged it behind him miserably. Oscar walked into the supermarket and quickly put the trolley in front of him so he didn’t seem he was tired or anything.
Oscar slowly walked through the isle but instead of normal groceries they seemed to be singing. As Oscar walked past they all sang their own theme song. “We’re the bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread!” they sang in the isle. “We’re the MIIILLLLK buy us now, we’re semi skimmed oh yeah!” Wherever Oscar went there was singing food. He tried to ignore it and got out his shopping list. What was even weirder about this is that when Oscar put them into the trolley they started singing the start of the lion king! “Ahhhhh savenyaaaaaa!” Whenever Oscar turned a corner they screamed “Weeeeeeeeeeee!”
Oscar became worried whether the shopkeeper would accept them. Hurriedly he tried to shut them up but failed. He came to the till and the music stopped, Oscar looked down and realized they didn’t have faces anymore. Oscar stood with his mouth as wide as a river. “May I help you sir?” asked the lady “Yes p-p please.” Replied Oscar. He gathered his things and went home. Oscar turned on the TV and was just in time for pointless. This was a very rare case so it’s not just humans that have musical enthusiasm.

 P.S The singing was perfectly harmonized.

Late night shopping by Mia

It was a cold and shiny night and Richie was going for his late night walk to the nearest supermarket that was uptown.
When he got there his colourful shopping list out his ratchet pockets, as he got it out he got a trolley and walked into the shop. Slowly he read out the first thing on his list “apple” and into the trolley dancing and singing about. Secondly he said “carrots” then carrots came dancing and singing and everything he got was just dancing and singing and shouting “weeeeee” in the trolley.
When he got to the till food was moving it was back to its normal form. When the women looked none of the food was moving. It was all back to normal and by normal I mean not singing or dancing or doing anything it was just still and calm. After he packs the food in the carrier bag he walked out the shop and went home.

The strangest time in the supermarket by Lisa



I was doing my weekly shop after work as I do every Sunday night until I thought that it was almost impossible to have experienced the secret life of grocery items.
Eventually I got into the store I decided to read out the items that I needed from the aisle I was on. “Right, so I need milk, cheese and maybe some ham.” (As you can tell, I am on the dairy aisle.) “Mmmmm, and I would like a strawberry milkshake too!” when I looked up the most shocking thing I had ever seen was before my eyes. The shopping was dancing and singing and everything had it’s own theme tune!
“Wow!” I said. All of the shopping was getting incredibly comfortable in his shopping trolley. But as I looked around, nobody seemed to notice them. It was as if they were not even there, but I could see them, I was so sure that they were there!
Wearily, I looked around at the people around me and I had so many questions for them but I thought people would question me if I was talking to my shopping. “ never mind, it doesn’t matter, they are not really there! Are they? No they can’t be.” I kept talking to myself over and over again. As I went round the corner though they were laughing, yelling and going “Weeeeeeeeeee!”
I went to the next aisle and I picked up the items myself this time but when I touched them they jumped out of my hands and ran across the floor into my shopping trolley. I had the got all of my shopping so I needed to go to the cashier. I was incredibly worried at this point at what the cashier person would say but I still went there as I needed to have my shopping so I had no choice but to go there anyway.
When he got there all the items were giggling at how fun it was on the moving floor, they kept falling over and screaming with laughter. But when each and every item was scanned, they turned back to normal “phew!” I thought in relief “ I will never forget today in my whole entire life!” I carried on packing my bags and went home that night thinking I was absolutely mad! Or was I kind of mad?

The Shop by Jessica


Nick Watson got out of his shiny Jaguar and continued his shopping. He walked through the automatic door and grabbed a trolley. Nick pulled out a piece of paper and started to look through it. He called the first item out, “Potatoes.” A bag of potatoes started walking up to his trolley singing, “Buy, me I’m Gluten Free.” Nick stood there in amazement. He picked it up and threw it into his trolley.

He then called the second item off the list and the same thing happened again. Slowly, the milk walked over to him but this time he sang a different song, “Milk, today, is half price!” Nick wasn’t that surprised the second time, so he just puts it into his trolley.

He called the next item, ”Eggs.”
“Eggs, eggs, eggs eggs and eggs.” Nick places it into his trolley. He didn’t really like this song because he thought that it was too plain and it didn’t have any special at .

Finally, he called the last item, “Rice.” The rice came down the aisle singing,
“Rice, rice is very nice.” Nick was too tired to place it into the trolley so instead he threw it in the trolley.

He then goes to the counter and wondered what she will say. When Nick turned around to pick up an item only to find that nothing was inside it. Nick steps out of the queue and realises that the shop was about to close. Nick went to the automatic door and walks through.

The Messy Meerkats by Tia A

The sun came down and the moon went up, the stars were shining bright. The house with all the lights on, were watching meerkat lice. The TV show was all about how meerkats scratch their lice, but the meerkat took one move and stood in their living room.
Instantly they took over the whole entire house, while playing board games and, rummaging through their bags, they searched and searched and finally found some chocolate melting on the ground.
When they finished eating the chocolate, they walked towards the fridge. Then they drank the orange juice and spilt all of the milk. But then soon after they wanted to play: Monopoly, Lego and card games.
The family were shocked but looked amazed at what they could see. But it’s time to go so open the door and walk home safely.The family began to watch the film while playing board games that were left on the floor near the door that was left by those naughty little meerkats!!!!

The Meerkats by Kaci-Shaye

All was warm and cosy in the front room. All was silent in the front room. The family was watching television, they were watching the soaps (Coronation Street, Emmerdale and EastEnders) they loved watching the soaps after a hard day at work. Then the meerkat advert came on (the children loved it they made them laugh) then the meerkats came walking out from the telly.

The family sat down and watched in amazement. The meerkats took over the front room, then they walked in the kitchen it a single file line like school kids. Slowly they opened the silver, cold fridge and took out the orange juice and had one sip each, then they got the milk out and had two sips out then they left the milk out. Quickly they searched the house for board games and they found loads in Lilly’s bedroom there were monopoly, Lego and other board games.  They had a lot of fun but then an hour later they thought they should leave the house so they waved to the nice warm family, the children watched the meerkats go into the house in front of them.

The children were quite sad that the meerkats were gone, but they were happy that they came for 1½ hours and  it was good fun they said to their parents. The parents said, “We should tidy up the way the meerkats left the house, come on kids you put the games away and me and your dad will put the drinks away and mop the floor. "